🔥NanaBananaGone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NanaBananaGone

AITAH, Blood, Boys, CAR, comfort, dad, Divorce, family, generational photo, honeymoon, kicked out, Kids, Live, nana, NanaBananaGone, openly happy, Raised, TREATED, uncle, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for the chance to escape your real-life family issues and immerse yourself in a world where tying someone to a chair for not finishing their food is just a funny prank.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up frustrations, just like our player who celebrated when their nana got kicked out of their dad’s wedding. Who needs therapy when you can build your own virtual world and take out your anger on some pixelated zombies?

So come join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who treats you better than your real one!

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	197	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dimension Hops:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	5609	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3939

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

172.240.12.203:25660

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2411	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	8433

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!