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AlmostNamedMC Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	135
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	9085	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Void Armor Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	214	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Emeralds Found:	8175
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?