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CraftyCreeperCo

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragons Tamed:	6

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	9560	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Items Found:	6238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4881
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Animals Bred:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	77
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	2652	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!