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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragons Tamed:	0

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1912
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	205	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Forgotten Sanctuary

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Runes Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to ForgottenSanctuary – Immerse yourself in a realm of enchantment and adventure!

Embark on a journey like never before in our Factions Minecraft Server. ForgottenSanctuary offers a unique and magical experience with custom plugins and maps that will leave you captivated. Say goodbye to lag as we ensure a seamless and smooth gameplay environment for all.

Wizardry Themed Magic: Unleash the power of wizardry in a server that embraces the mystical arts. Engage in epic battles, cast powerful spells, and master the arcane to conquer your foes.(Coming soon)

Custom Maps: Explore a world crafted with care and creativity. Our custom maps provide a stunning backdrop to your adventures, featuring landscapes that will awe and inspire.

Faction Warfare: Join or create factions, form alliances, and engage in intense faction warfare. Build strongholds, defend your territory, and rise to the top of the leaderboards.

No Lag Guarantee: Enjoy a lag-free experience with our dedicated server infrastructure. We prioritize performance to ensure that your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable.

Endless Fun: The possibilities are limitless in ForgottenSanctuary. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s always something exciting to discover and experience.

Join us and become a part of the ForgottenSanctuary community. Adventure awaits, magic beckons, and glory awaits those who dare to venture into our enchanting realm!

play.forgottensanctuary.us

FutureSMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	7534	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

[1.20] Survival high-quality server made for everyone to enjoy. Jobs, Casino, Dungeons, Farming, Duo Horse Ride, Backpacks, Auctions, The Rift, Skills, Battlepass, Cosmetics, Custom stuff and more!

But that’s not all – our server boasts a plethora of custom features and content, ensuring that there’s always something new and exciting to discover. Join us in this expansive world where survival is just the beginning, and adventure knows no bounds.

103.252.88.191:27022

Incremental Prisons

Prison, PvE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

We are Incremental Prisons, a Java 1.20 adventure incremental server. Grow in strength as you obtain exponential power, custom abilities, and unique upgrades.

You progress in the game by completing a set of tasks involving custom spear fishing, mining, farming, bug catching, hunting, boss fights and more. Once a set of tasks are complete, you can level up, prestige, and ascend to greater heights.

incrementalprisons.com

ArchiverCraft

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magic Items Found:	3940	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Best Minecraft Server…. Lifesteal is the best gamemode… Minecraft Servers……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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OneChunk

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Items Found:	8805	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Explore a limitless world of possibilities on our brand-new Minecraft Java server! Join us in an immersive gaming experience where adventure knows no bounds. Dive into a realm where creativity reigns supreme, as we grant you access to all plugins and most commands, empowering you to shape your own unique journey. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, redstone engineer, or an intrepid explorer, our server welcomes all playstyles. Unleash your imagination, forge alliances, and conquer challenges in a community that thrives on innovation. Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before. The possibilities are endless, and the adventure awaits you!

onechunk.online

BlueLucks

FTB

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2427	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	9358
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

BLue *MODDED* We love everything 80 mods and more, thanks for reading and make sure to join, Ill see you on the server

bluelucksucks.com

Schokiefy.net

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to SchokiefyNET, your premier destination for German Minecraft Minigame excitement! Dive into a world of chocolate-themed adventures, challenge your friends in unique games, and be part of a growing community. From thrilling parkour courses to mind-bending puzzles, SchokiefyNET offers an immersive experience for players of all levels. Join the sweetest Minecraft Minigame Network today and indulge in the fun, excitement, and camaraderie that SchokiefyNET has to offer!

195.201.197.15

Universicraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2455	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

RPG factions server, in Universicraft you can find a diversity of players and game styles 🙂 We have plugins for: – Economy – Skills (rpg) – Hard Difficulty (leveled mobs, bosses, etc) – Factions – Pet’s custom – Piñata party – Many other things 😉

universicraft.chileminecraft.cl:29326

2b2t.ru

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Did you want to play on the Russian version of 2b2t without unnecessary plugins, donations and privates? Then come to us!

mc.2b2t.ru

Starlightmc

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Starlightmc

Are you looking for a fun Minecraft survival server where you can play with friends? Then look no further and quickly join Starlightmc.

We have everything you are looking for:

◇ friendly staff/owners ◇ nice and friendly group of players ◇ pleasant moments ◇ nice plugins ◇ and much more

Would you like to play on the server? Then don’t wait any longer and join the server

play.starlightmc.nl