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Players: |
94/600 |
Votes: |
3440 |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
9363 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
472 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
9416 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
1 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.