CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

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OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Our server is so lit, even your 83-year-old Dad who just had surgery will forget about his oatmeal drama and be begging for some rice & beans in no time. We’ve got all the Irish and Puerto Rican food you could ever dream of, digitally of course.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP

#Automotive, #sustainability, CAR, cybertruck, CybertruckCrew, design, eco-friendly, electric trucks, electric vehicles, EVs, Feedback, Future, innovation, luxury vehicles, Minecraft, Opinions, Owners, reviews, smp, SUV, Technology, tesla, Tesla community

Are you tired of driving around in your boring old car or SUV? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to drive around in your very own Cybertruck! That’s right, forget about gas-guzzling vehicles, now you can cruise around in style in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground race track where you can test out your Cybertruck’s speed and agility. Rumor has it that the track was built by Elon Musk himself, who wanted a place to show off his latest creation.

So if you’re a Tesla owner looking for a new way to show off your ride, join our SMP today and experience the thrill of driving a Cybertruck like never before!

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BlockyWorkFun

BlockyWorkFun, career fulfillment, job burnout, job challenges, job commitment, job engagement, job fulfillment, job goals, job growth, job happiness, job motivation, job passion, job performance, job relationships, job responsibilities, job rewards, job satisfaction, job stress, professional development, work-life balance, workplace culture

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world, slaving away at a job you hate? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your mundane 9-5 grind.

On our server, you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the vast and dangerous lands. But be warned, rumors have it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your adventure awaits!

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CraftyMaduroVsMusk

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hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy fights? well then u gotta join our server! we got musk and maduro goin at it in a epic battle to see who’s the real boss! u can join their teams and help them fight it out! who will win? who will lose? who knows! but it’s gonna be lit af! so join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u don’t wanna miss this! #teamelon #teammaduro #minecraftmadness

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ShellShock Nations

Active Staff, Community, Curseforge, Custom Recipes, developers, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, geopolitical simulation, Infrastructure, lorewriting, modrinth, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Trade, Trains, WARFARE

ShellShock Nations is a medium sized Geopolitical simulation server which has an emphasis on trading, warfare, trains and infrastructure

Establish your Nation today!

Server Details: Supports CurseForge and Modrinth 1.20.1 Survival Overworld only 1:500 Earth map 24/7 Perfect for roleplay and lorewriting Active Staff and Developers Custom Recipes via KubeJS

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HPMS

ancient caves, Economy, HPMS, Minecraft, PvE, Server, sky bases, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Tribes, Vanilla

SMP with a world that never resets. Players are gathered in tribes, leading from ancient caves to sky bases. For further information, please visit hpms.cc

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Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where the factions fight, the towns grow, and the SMP players… well, they play Minecraft!

alliances, building, Cities, collaboration, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Empires, Events, Factions, Fight, grow, Hardrada, Legends, metropolis, Minecraft, Play, Players, Politics, PvP, Quests, Servers, smp, strategy, Structures, Towns, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade	Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events	Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.
PvP and Warfare	Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a whitelist on the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.

Q: Can I build anything I want on the server?

A: Yes, you have the freedom to build and create as you wish, within the guidelines of our server rules.

FrenchCloneCraft Server

Ancestry, Appearance, complexion, Cultural differences, Diversity, ethnicity, European, French, FrenchCloneCraft, genetics, Germans, heritage, historical, Identity, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, Northern France, Regional, Server, Similarities, swarthy, White

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own identity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll have you wondering if you’re actually French or German in real life. Join us and discover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy theory. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground society of doppelgangers living among us. Don’t miss out on the chance to unravel the mysteries of your own heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound look-alike friends. It’s a virtual world like no other, where the lines between French and German blur in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure!

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YeehawCraft SMP – No Americans Allowed

Actors, Allowed, AMERICANS, Casting, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, exclusion, games, gaming industry, Media, Minority representation, opportunities, racial sensitivity, representation, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, talent, video games, YeehawCraft

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

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Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

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