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  • BarFight Stare: Minecraft SMP

    BarFight Stare: Minecraft SMP

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    Brooo, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is basically the Olympus of digital chaos and sheer insanity! Like, you know those dudes who drink lava for breakfast? Yeah, this server isn’t for them—it’s for the LEGENDS who can wrangle Endermen in bare feet during a thunderstorm while simultaneously crafting a diamond sword outta bedrock!

    First off, the first person to join is given a pet pig named Sir Snoutington the Third. Why? Because last guy who had him accidentally tamed a dragon after feedin’ him some enchanted apples (which don’t even exist, but whatever, this server is lit!). Now Sir Snoutington thinks he’s king of the underworld and holds regular "Porker Palooza" bake sales to raise funds for our anti-spider militia. ‘Cuz spiders are just rude bro, like, why you gotta come at me with those eight legs? I’m trying to build a McDonald’s in the sky!

    Every week, we have a “Who Can Jump From The Highest Mountain While Singing the National Anthem of the Nether” competition. The winner gets a free trip to the “Creeper’s Lair” where every TNT block is a door to another dimension or just your GPU exploding. No one knows yet! Like, the other day I was mining with a total of 5 maps but somehow ended up making a Minecraft version of Paris Hilton’s Walking Tour, but it’s just a giant cobblestone block with glowstone fairy lights. Artsy, am I right?!

    Oh, oh! And did I mention the Lost Chests of Infinite Stupidity? They appear randomly and contain the rarest items. I once found a shovel that lets you dig through time! Got stuck in a loop of rewatching every episode of "Geordie Shore." My friends think I’ve aged 10 years, but I only lost two lives, so it’s fine!

    And if you love community drama, boy, we got skeletons in our closets that could throw shade harder than a solar eclipse. Yesterday Timmy tried to organize a vote to ban diamonds. What kind of sick twisted mind thinks diamonds should be outlawed? Like, we’re holding trials where even the Ender Dragon judges! Spoiler: it just wants cookies.

    SO like, if you wanna join a band of misfits who probably have brains made of gravel but hearts of obsidian, come on down to our downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Who needs a bar fight when you can fish for salmon and accidentally summon a witch? And to top it off, joining us is like signing a pact with Minecraft itself—no refunds, just endless memes! Sign up now before we turn into actual Minecraft blocks ourselves!

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  • OpenPoint

    OpenPoint

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    OpenPoint is a survival server with a simple claiming system. Available crossplatform on any device that can run Minecraft. The idea is to keep it as simple as possible. The only real changes are – Claims – Homes – TPA – Some Custom Achievements – And a Few QoL Changes The server is available on 1.7 to 1.17 on Java or Bedrock. Our website has instructions for joining from any platform (Java, Windows, Pocket, Nintendo. Xbox, and PlayStation). We also have a integrated Discord Server too.

    51.89.168.227:25613

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Thermicol

    Thermicol

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    This server is made by a Twitch streamer! We use Alot of plugins around 20+ and most of them are for making a better experience for the players like you! we have plugins such as: Kingoms, Slimefun, DeluxeBazaar, AuctionMaster, Custom Items/Mobs AND SO MUCH MORE!

    thermicol.revivemc.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Novadeux

    Novadeux

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    Coming soon…. Everything that our great server brings will be explained, if you want you can enter the Discord to pay attention to all the news

    mc.novadeux.es

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

    FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    m.tmine.su

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DeltaPixel

    DeltaPixel

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    Here at DeltaPixel, we work hard to bring you a fun and exciting experience with our engaging plugins and mods!

    Some exciting things to do on our server include: – Battle in Raids with Friends – Taking on the Pokemon League – Many Custom Player Titles to show off – Pixelmon MCMMO called PixelSkills And so much more!

    Required Mods: Pixelmon Reforged 8.2.0 Biomes O’ Plenty 7.0.1.2444 Nature’s Compass 1.8.5

    play.deltapixel.net

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  • The Wrong Kid DIed

    The Wrong Kid DIed

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    Right now just a basic anarchy server with a safe area around spawn. May change it up depending on how players feel. Get outside the wall to start.

    play.wrong-kid-died.com

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  • Anonymous network

    Anonymous network

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    All players are welcome to play on our server.We have an aim of becoming one of the largest community on minecraft.We want to give gamers the best experience possible.We are anonymous

    anonymousnetwork.ddns.net

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  • OberLock

    OberLock

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    OberLock is designed to be for the players. We’re dedicated to bringing back the classic Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience. Designed to be transparent, we will treat our players with respect and dignity. Designed for mature players looking to hop on with friends, without the hassle of setting up their own server.

    [This server is brand new, and is currently in development. The Spawn and Shopping District are very light on builds. We are hiring builders and staff]

    Features: – Grief Prevention – Core Protect – Survival – Sign Economy – DynMap – Expanding Worldborder

    IP: 51.195.188.165:25637 DynMap: http://oberlock.apexmc.co:23270/

    51.195.188.165:25637

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  • RABS 2 – uhc server with new caves

    RABS 2 – uhc server with new caves

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    Survival, Vanilla UHC Server Discord directly linked with the Minecraft chat, allowing you to communicate with people on and off the server Various plugins for a more enjoyable experience, such as mob head drops A friendly and active staff team Plugins, which replicate 1.17 cave generation – explore the depths below y = 0! Vanilla gameplay – only other changes are aesthetic ones that don’t affect gameplay Natural regeneration disabled and respawns limited for a more challenging experience Bi-weekly youtube uploads, highlighting the builds and achievements of the server Quest board + leaderboards, so there’s always something to strive for Connected to a discord server with over 200 members. Link – https://discord.gg/m5VsCpU2ry

    146.59.21.226:25588

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