we’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter! you’ll never be bored on our server because every day is a new hilarious episode! join now and be a part of the most unique minecraft community out there!
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Welcome, seekers of the unseeable! Are you prepared to hurl yourself into the abyss of BLOCKY insanity? This server is the greatest ever OR will make you question if you even exist! NO Evidence will be found to solidify either claim! Join us NOW, or forever roam the pixelated void in confusion!
| 🔮 Nonsensical Feature | 🤖 Description |
|---|---|
| Minecraft-cano | Your blocks will erupt into a volcano of despair every 3.433 seconds. Lava or cake? Who knows! |
| Raining Diamonds | Only if you punch a priest in the face! Yes, priests on this server CAN be punched! |
| Invisible Creepers | They explode without warning, defying the laws of both nature and logic! BOOM! Oops… you missed it! |
| Time-Loss Dimension | What day is it? Who cares! Get lost in a dimension where time folds in upon itself and your sanity teeters! |
| Friendly Hostile mobs | They will compliment your build while stabbing you! “Nice house, let me help you by SEVERING your SPINE!” |
Q: Is there a goal to this server?
A: The goal is to never have a goal. Remember that time you thought you’d achieve something? Ha! You are a ghost of unfinished blocks!
Q: Can I build anything I want?
A: Only if you store your thoughts in a jar under your bed! Otherwise, you may only build giant spoons to feed the void!
Q: What are the rules?
A: The rules are a shapeshifting mirage of nonsense that may disappear if you stare too long! Also no hacking… maybe?
“Local install… YOU HAVE THE POWER!”
“The abyss speaks, and all it says is ‘degen.’”
“The great lost models will only return if you whisper to the night!”
“ComfyUI: experience on the existential edge!”
Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the *greatest* (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games | Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy! |
| Flying Creepers | Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you? |
| Invisible Obsidian | Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void. |
| Time Travel Dimensions | Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck? |
| Wizard Duels | Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!
Q: How do I join?
A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!
Q: What if I get lost?
A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.
“Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”
The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!
Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!
Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!
Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!
The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!
Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!
Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!
So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!
And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.
Are you tired of boring servers where people actually give back gifts they received? Well, look no further! On our server, you can keep all the candy grams you want, no questions asked. Just like in the real world, we believe in finders keepers, losers weepers!
Join us for a Valentine’s Day extravaganza like no other, where you can hoard all the candy grams for yourself and face off against friends who demand them back. Who needs field trips when you have a virtual world full of candy drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground and keeping what’s rightfully yours, even if it means losing a friend or two along the way. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the candy grams fly!
Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and unexpected plot twists. Just like the story of OP and Belle, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy world of Minecraft?
And don’t worry about losing your coat in real life, because on our server, anything is possible – even donating your friend’s coat to charity without realizing it! So come on and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We believe in the freedom to express yourself, even if it means getting a questionable tattoo of a leprechaun in a trench coat. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who support your right to decorate your body however you please.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some inspiration for your next tattoo design. Just remember, no permission needed here!
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
Join us and you might just run into Obito from Naruto scoring goals like a pro in the EPL. That’s right, our server is so epic that even anime characters are getting in on the action. And who knows, maybe Naruto himself will drop by to show everyone who’s boss.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be battling ninja creepers and exploring hidden villages. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Kosmosis is the flow of Karma from unbalance to balance, an interface of the cosmos and our mortal realm. On this server, your actions stain the soul of the land around you, for better or for worse. Will you live in harmony with the great spirits, or usher in suffocating darkness and chaos everywhere you go?
Kosmosis uses a homebrew datapack that involves an interesting and complex pve and economy system that reacts to the player and makes lasting impressions on the temper of the area. Murder of the innocent or the Holy marks a player with a dark aura, and those with a dark aura attract unknowable evil spirits to haunt the land. Purging of evil spirits brightens a player’s aura, and attracts benevolent guardians. All the while, heads dropped by Spirits fetch a nice price. Wage spiritual warfare by eliminating peaceful spirits around your enemy’s home, commit mass sacrifice, and bring forth unfathomable evil. Safeguard your home by hunting evil spirits to attract more powerful, benevolent spirits to the land you dwell in.
The server also utilizes custom terrain through Terralith by Stardust Labs, Towny, and a diamond based, physical currency economy. Alongside the great spirits that will live all around you, the server boasts a variety of custom plants, bugs, and mushrooms that work into a custom alchemy. I believe you will find Kosmosis to be an interesting survival experience. I hope you’ll check us out! More monsters and spooky creatures are always in the works.
51.161.106.135
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Java server hosted on the east coast |
| Age Restriction | Whitelisted for players 18+ |
| Gameplay | Mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements |
| Features | Dynmap, frequent End resets, Head Database for donators & supporters |
Unfortunately, our server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above due to our age restriction policy.
While we promote a warm and inclusive environment, we do have guidelines in place to ensure a positive experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
To get whitelisted on our server, you will need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there. Our moderators will review your application and notify you of the status.
Yes, we offer donation perks through our Head Database (HDB) for donators and supporters. This includes in-game ranks, Discord perks, and access to a vast head database.
Our community is active and friendly, with opportunities to collaborate on builds, engage in lively discussions on Discord, and participate in voice chats. We encourage mutual support and camaraderie among players.
| Feature | Hypixel | McCities |
|---|---|---|
| Game Modes | Various mini-games such as Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and Arcade games | City life simulation with roles as law-abiding citizens or criminals |
| Community Size | One of the largest Minecraft server communities with millions of players | Smaller community focusing on city life roleplay |
| Special Features | Custom games, events, and constant updates | Real estate, crime simulation, and roleplaying elements |
| Server Stability | Highly stable server with minimal downtime | Relatively stable server with occasional maintenance |
| Support System | Support team available for assistance | Support team available for assistance |
FAQ
1. Can I play mini-games on McCities like on Hypixel? No, McCities focuses on city life simulation and roleplaying rather than traditional mini-games.
2. Is McCities a safer server compared to Hypixel? It depends on your actions in the game. If you choose to follow the laws and be a law-abiding citizen, McCities can be a safe server. However, if you engage in criminal activities, you may face consequences from the police force.
3. Are there custom events and updates on McCities like on Hypixel? McCities offers unique events and updates tailored to its city life simulation theme, providing players with new experiences and challenges.
4. How large is the community on McCities compared to Hypixel? Hypixel has one of the largest Minecraft server communities, while McCities has a smaller community that focuses on city life roleplay.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner? Just remember to watch out for the exploding chickens and lava-spewing sheep!
| Server Type | Survival SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | No major game changing mods |
| Features | Community-focused, events, voice chat |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Submit an application through the Google form provided in the description. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the server rules provided upon joining. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Yes, as long as they also adhere to the server rules and guidelines. |
| Are there any upcoming events planned? | Check the announcements channel on the server for information about events. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. They were greeted by a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget. And thus began their epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and a lot of questionable decisions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a spud who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, starchy fist?). Join his potato army and conquer the server with your tuber-based powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright bizarre. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!