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Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

“Youth, 07, Brutal, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Crafty, Diaries, dragon-edition, Info, new, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, osg, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, Rascals, runescape, Shenanigans, skilling competition, twitter, Undead Pirates, Urban, Website, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1850	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

cautionary tale, consequences, cursed, dark magic, Desires, eerie, FANTASY, folklore, fulfillment, Greed, monkey paw, MonkeyPawCraft, moral lesson, Mysterious, mysterious powers, regrets, Supernatural, temptation, True, unexpected, Ways, wish fulfillment, Wishes, wishing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

Affair, attractive, Bliss, blocky, cougar, CREEPERS, DATING, desire, experienced, FANTASY, forbidden fruit, hot, Italian, Lust, Mature, Milf, milfs, older woman, passionate, PastaCraft, relationships, romance, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, temptation, unite

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	190	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

acceptance, Adapt, blocks, coexistence, cultural shift, demographics, Disappearance, Diversity, ethnic diversity, ethnic replacement, Europeans, Globalization, Identity, integration, Migration, Multiculturalism, race relations, racial dynamics, Snowy, social change, society, Survival, tolerance, Vanishing, White, white race

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

filthy kikes, game not working, GlitchCraft, humor, lol, morally correct, Piracy, pre-order problem, refund issue, sense, Works

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, esports, Hanzo skin, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, overwatch, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Trailer, Ultimate, Venture

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mines Excavated:	2609
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

anomaly, big toe, body sensation, building, creations, discussion, Epic, Experience, foot health, foot problem, google search, Ingrown, ingrown toenail, medical condition, nail care, ORGASMIC, Pleasure, PRESSURE, STOP, toe discomfort, toe pain, toe sensitivity, ToeJamCraft, toenail, toenail issue, weird sensation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

ALGAIB, animation, Anime, anime studio, ARTISTRY, Characters, creativity, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Favorite, inspiration, japanese, LISAN, LISAN AL-GAIB, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, Server, storytelling, Style, TALENTED, Unique, unite

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Dimension Hops:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!