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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

“Ask women at work out for a coffee date”, “Ask women out on dates”, “Ask your friends if they know any single women”, “Dating strategies for men”, “Get a hobby where you can meet new women”, “Getting into a relationship”, “Go to church and meet a religious girl”, “Hang out at the bar and talk to women”, “Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship”, “Meeting women in different places”, “Meeting women through friends”, “Sign up for a dating app”, “Socializing with women”, “Stay single for life”, “Trying to find a girlfriend”, Crafty, dating advice for men, finding a partner, finding love, ladies, Minecraft, relationship tips for men, Server, Single life

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of striking out in the dating game? Are you ready to give up and resign yourself to a life of eternal singledom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or getting rejected again. Instead of asking women out on dates, you can build epic structures and battle mobs together. Forget about signing up for dating apps, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves.

No need to hang out at bars or go to church to meet someone special, because on our server, you’ll meet plenty of like-minded players who share your love for all things blocky. And who needs friends to set you up with dates when you can make friends with fellow players and see where things go from there?

So why waste your time trying to find love in the real world when you can find it in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and say goodbye to your single life forever!

ShonenSMP: TheGreatestMC_Ever

Shonen MC Greatest Bar none Simple punches Anime Manga Action Adventure Fighting Protagonist Hero Strong Determined Popular Iconic Classic Power Skills Legendary, ShonenSMP, TheGreatestMC_Ever

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is run by the greatest shonen MC of all time! This dude doesn’t need any dumb hax or special powers, just good old-fashioned punches to get the job done.

Join our server and witness epic battles between players as they duke it out with nothing but their fists. Want to build a house? Better make sure it can withstand a punch from our fearless leader. Think you can outsmart him? Good luck, because this guy is as sharp as a diamond sword.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our MC once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. And don’t even get me started on the time he tamed a pack of wolves just by giving them a stern look.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where punches speak louder than words.

BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	7482	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!