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ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Animals Bred:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3873	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1695	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1560
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	663798	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1951
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	4723
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	8996
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!