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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3385 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
