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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Love Gym Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

🎨ReallyWorld🎨 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

The owner of the ReallyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9912

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

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Crafty Canine Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you ready to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure? Join our server and create your own character with a default appearance that will make all the other players jealous. Choose from being a MaleShep, Earthborn, War Hero, or Soldier – each with their own unique abilities and skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in your own Minecraft story. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Dragon slayer!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3354	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!