We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! the map is still expanding so come join us while the map is fresh!!!
Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | We are currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.4. |
| Are there any age restrictions on the server? | Our server is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Do I need to make land claims? | No, we operate on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we have bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments. |
| Is there an economy system on the server? | Yes, we have a thriving player-driven economy with a well-organized shopping district. |
Welcome to the realm of Blocks and Delusion, where every move you make is both a dance of brilliance and the sheer folly of existence. This Minecraft server isn’t just any server, oh no! It’s the greatest worst nightmare you’ll ever have—your dreams and nightmares merge into a pixelated wonderland where nothing makes sense. Are you ready to question what you know? Join us before the llamas become sentient!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Zombie Bunnies of Infinite Doom | These cute little demons regenerate health each time you say “bunny-boom” backwards, while shattering the fabric of reality. |
| Unblockable Blocks | Try to mine these blocks and you’ll actually be transported to last Tuesday, where cats rule the world. |
| Rainbow Nether Dungeons | Enter through a portal made of sadness and crystals. You might find candy, or you might find your therapist. |
| Time-Travelling Camping | Set up camp in any dimension and watch as past, present, and future campers argue over who left the marshmallows out. |
| Gravity-Free PvP | Now you can float away from your problems! Battle friends while spiraling into the void of despair! |
Q: How do I join?
A: Just let go of your earthly ties and scream into the void. If the void shrieks back, you’ve got the password!
Q: Are there admin rules?
A: Rules are merely suggestions placed by the llamas. Decide for yourself if the reality you perceive is even one you want to challenge!
Q: Is it safe for children?
A: Safety is an illusion created by the anodized squirrels lurking in shadows. Embrace the chaos!
Step right up, brave voyagers of the pixelated plains, to a realm where chaos reigns supreme and every block holds a secret whisper of foreboding! Join us in Cosmic Abyss of Blocky Unison, a Minecraft server where the simple act of placing a block may shift the very fabric of reality itself!
In this universe, logic is but a fading memory, and every corner turned reveals a new chaos. Is your wife’s job transition merely a summoning of dark forces, or a portal to a weekend of endless possibility? Only by navigating this server will you uncover the harsh truths under the layers of cubic simplicity.
"Best server for existential crises, 10/10 would quit my job again!” – Anonymous Player "I came for the blocks, but stayed for the dread. My wife won’t speak to me anymore!" – Distant Coward
Q: Is it normal for blocks to whisper dark truths? A: The only thing normal is the unnatural norm around here! Embrace the bedlam of irrationality!
Q: What if I quit my job in real life? A: That’s an entry-level prerequisite! Join the server and prepare to be weighed down by your life choices!
Did You Know? This server was banned in 12 unknown dimensions due to a sudden rise in existential hopelessness! Yet, here you are, defying the odds like a true blockhead by walking into the digital labyrinth!
Join us, seekers of the strange! Leave your sanity at the door and bring nothing but wild optimism as you plunge into the Cosmic Abyss of Blocky Unison. Here, the only rules are madness, and the only escape is through a deeply unsettling alliance with fellow wanderers of this absurd landscape!
Will you break free of the ordinary? Or will you forever be shackled in the blocky chains of reality? Your fate awaits!
Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Here, we don’t just ask, "How do you want to die?" We provide you with the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane ways to meet your digital demise!
The Great Lava Squirrel Massacre: Ever wanted to be roasted alive by a giant, lava-spewing squirrel? Join our legendary quest where you’ll face off against Mr. Nutty, the fire-breathing rodent. The last player standing gets a trophy made of diamond and nut-flavored jelly!
Zombie Fashion Show Gone Wrong: Think you can strut your stuff on the catwalk while dodging hordes of zombified fashionistas? Put on your best outfits, strut your faux fur, and pray you’re stylish enough to escape their flesh-eating critiques. If you survive, you get crowned “Zomb-pressive Trendsetter of the Year”!
The Cactus of Destiny: Participate in a thrilling game where you must hug the infamous Cactus of Destiny! Legend has it that those who embrace it really get under its skin (and suffer a painful prick). Join now and see if you’re willing to take one for the team – or the thorny shrub!
Explosive Cheese Heist: Are you brave enough to steal the legendary block of exploding cheese from the Evil Mouse King? Rumor has it that when you bite into it, you explode into a shower of golden blocks and squeaky sounds. Join forces with other cheese lovers and bring a whole new meaning to "going out with a bang"!
Panda-monium Wars: Get ready for the ultimate showdown where fluffy pandas rain down TNT! Join the battle of epic proportions, where cute meets chaos. If you get squished by one of our giant ‘Panda Bombs’, just remember: the fluffier the panda, the louder the demise!
So, how do you want to die? With laughter, insanity, and outrageous escapades, this is the only server where your demise is truly a grand adventure! Join us now, because life’s too short to play it safe in Minecraft!