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BearCrash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3742
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3450	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4410
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Potions Brewed:	128
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	121
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62