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BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	308
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3023	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	5175
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5990	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	4184	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

d8.gamely.pro:30830

MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	828	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2473	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Votes:	3424	Players Killed by Monsters:	7514

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.