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TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2419	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	280166	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!