Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.
So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?
Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!
So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!
Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!
don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!
Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)
185.9.145.8:25773
| Server Information | Links |
|---|---|
| Server IP | grasshopper.mcserv.fun |
| Discord | discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV |
| Modpack | Grasshopper SMP Pack |
Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.
Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?
A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for being the ultimate chicken knight!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on wild adventures, crazy challenges, and ridiculous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.
So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous structures, all while dodging hilarious pranks and traps along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Search far and wide for hidden loot, but watch out for the mischievous trolls who will do anything to throw you off track.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you fall for one of our devious pranks, that is).
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more bananas than a monkey on a pogo stick. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort your milk out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk).
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
| Server Name | TerminaMC.com |
|---|---|
| IP | TerminaMC.com |
| Discord | discord.gg/Termina |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Java Port | 25565 |
Welcome to TerminaMC.com! We offer a variety of features including mcMMO, Towny, Raiding & Wartime, Voice Chat, and Discord Live Chat. Whether you prefer PvP action or a passive SMP experience, there’s something for everyone on our server.
A: Town War allows you to declare war on other towns and raid their loot. All blocks and buildings regenerate, so there’s no risk of losing your own builds.
A: By using Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime to rise to the top!
A: No, we believe in fair play. You can earn what you need to rank up and unlock perks by simply enjoying the server, such as Silk Touch Spawners.
A: We’re a growing, tightly-knit community focused on creating the ultimate SMP experience where towns clash during Wartime. Join us and see for yourself!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden yuri paradise filled with cute girls holding hands and building heart-shaped houses together. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary yuri dragon, a majestic creature that shoots rainbow fire and grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets and claim its treasure?
So come on down to our server and experience a world where love knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the yuri games begin!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim your riches?
And don’t even get us started on the economy. With Bitcoin predicted to hit 100K and ETH soaring to 10K, who knows what kind of crazy trading shenanigans will go down on this server. Will you be a crypto millionaire before the crash hits in 2025? Only time will tell.
So come on, join us if you dare. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.