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GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

teenage tantrum, generational differences, naked woman, swim day, embarrassing situation

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

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The Alamoa Minecraft Server

Iara, rocky peak, Light, Wanderers, river goddess

Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our mysterious and enchanting Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Alamoa, also known as the “White Lady” of Fernando de Noronha. Legend has it that she lures unsuspecting fishermen and travelers with her blonde hair and naked beauty, only to reveal her true form as a skeleton, driving them mad! But that’s not all – she can also appear as a dazzling, multicolored light that will chase you down if you try to escape.

Rumor has it that her residence is the Pico, a rocky peak 321 meters high on the island of Fernando de Noronha. Every Friday, the rock cracks open and a mysterious light appears at the “door of the Pico,” attracting moths and wanderers alike. Will you be brave enough to venture into her palace of Venusberg and risk becoming another crazed lover trapped forever in the mountain?

Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the haunting presence of the Alamoa. Who knows, you might even uncover the true origin of this supernatural seductress. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few skeletons in the closet (literally)!

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CraftyCouple33-36HurtFeelings

understanding boundaries, CraftyCouple3336HurtFeelings, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, prioritizing relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of long distance relationships and get lost in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your way to happiness, away from touchy partners and misunderstandings.

Forget about arguing over drinks and group calls, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Who needs a partner who gets angry over silly things when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your favorite meme. And hey, if your partner starts talking about marriage ultimatums, just tell them you’re already married to the game!

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AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

annoying fictional figures, most annoying fictional character, least favorite character, annoying personalities in fiction, irritating fictional character

Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

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FrySauceCraft

Food, Sauce, SNACKS, Fries, fast food

Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

military intervention, foreign policy, Minecraft, Diplomacy, strategic decision making

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

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CorpseCrafters

illegal sale, scandal, organ trafficking, cover up, Lawyer

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

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RoboCraftGalaxy

design, futuristic, Robots, Future, innovation

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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EthicsExposedMC

fraud, EthicsExposedMC, Ethics, violations, Research Ethics

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

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PublicLifestealSMP

LifeSteal, Capturetheflag, Semi Vanilla, Whitelisted, Minigames

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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