Naked truth – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

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CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

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MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.

YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.

So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!

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Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll be saying “KEK” in no time!

Join us and witness the epic halvening of prices that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Want to join his army of feathered warriors? Of course you do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most LOL-worthy adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

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Crafty Combat Chaos – Not your average fighting game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be questioning reality!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the infamous Sakamata, a legendary boss who is rumored to be unbeatable. But don’t worry, we have top secret tips and tricks that will have you taking down Sakamata in no time!

And as for Polka being unusable? Well, on our server, Polka is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Use it to conquer your enemies and reign supreme in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

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Crafty Nightmares: Where Creepers and Zombies Throw the Best Parties!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a blockbuster movie? Look no further than our server, where we have the most dedicated players who never give up, just like a true good soldier of cinema! Join us and be a part of the few honest gamers in the Minecraft world, where we create epic stories and adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat. So grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic gaming experience like no other!

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FraggleCraft VS Hypixel

Achievements, Bedrock Support, Bosses, Cauldron Hunt, corn maze, Cross-Play, Custom monsters, Custom Music, Economy, FraggleCraft, halloween event, Haunted Mansion, Java Support, Limited Time Cosmetics, Limited Time Event Currency, MCMMO, minecraft server, Prison, Roleplay, Shop, Special Event Area, Survival, Towny, Trick or treating

Feature	Hypixel	FraggleCraft
Support Versions	1.8 – 1.16.x	1.9 – 1.20.x
Years Running	8 Years	7 Years
Bedrock Support	No	Yes
Special Events	Regularly hosted	Halloween Event
Custom Content	Some	Custom Monsters, Bosses, Haunted Mansion, Corn Maze

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What versions does Hypixel support?	Hypixel supports Minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.16.x
Does FraggleCraft support Bedrock edition?	Yes, FraggleCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Are there any special events on FraggleCraft?	Yes, FraggleCraft currently has a Halloween event with unique features and limited time cosmetics.
Is there custom content on Hypixel?	While Hypixel has some custom content, FraggleCraft offers custom monsters, bosses, a haunted mansion, and a corn maze to explore.

Pixelated Betrayal: Nintend’oh No!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through your front door. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheeseburgers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of a little fun!

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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server: Where Sensei Designs and Blue Archive Doujins Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Sensei designs in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic Sensei design inspired by Mimonel’s Blue Archive doujins! Forget about those wimpy Anime Senseis, our Sensei will make them look like total wusses in comparison. Join our server for a truly unique and badass Sensei experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that our Sensei can summon giant creepers to do his bidding. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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