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SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3367
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5624
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Animals Bred:	196	Magic Items Found:	2466
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2979	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4784	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	552
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?