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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
