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Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	3670	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	832319
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Potions Brewed:	131
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	198	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crops Grown:	3608
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!