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Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7733	New Chunks Explored:	100705
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394
Crops Grown:	1439	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5603
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!