Naive Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6364
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3490	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

acting like a child, adulting, behaving like a kid, Carefree, childish behavior, childlike, CraftyCraze, Foolish, fun-loving, immature actions, immaturity, irresponsible, juvenile, Minecraft, Naive, playful, playful antics, regression, Server, silly, WHIMSICAL, Youthful, youthful behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Absurd, Believing, CraftyCreeperCo, Deception, EMBARRASSING, Fooled, Foolish, funny, gullibility, gullible, JOKE, misled, mistaken, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, Tricked

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	9828	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do the same old quests and build the same old houses? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be convinced that you can actually ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cake? Well, on our server, that’s not only possible, it’s encouraged! Who needs boring old stone and wood when you can have a house that sparkles and tastes delicious?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest where you have to tame a pack of wild wolves and train them to do your bidding? Just imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant wolf, leading your furry army to victory!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pig too). Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly awesome?

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, amusing, children, EMBARRASSING, funny, hilarious, inappropriate, Innocence, innocent, Kids, KidzCraft, Language, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naive, Server, Shocking.., Surprising, unaware, unawareness, unexpected, Unintentional, Words

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

TeenageFails Minecraft Server

adolescent, cringe-worthy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, growing pains, hindsight, immature, IMPULSIVE, learning experience, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, RECKLESS, regret, Server, silly, teenage antics, TeenageFails, teenager, young and dumb, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

CraftyPrivNaiveBF

achievement, advancement, budgeting, condescending, CraftyPrivNaiveBF, different backgrounds, education, family situations, family troubles, financial obligations, ivy league, luxury expenses, Naive, opportunities, patronizing, privileged, snapping, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

antiquated, Archaic, behind the times, BoomerCraft, closed-minded, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, Minecraft, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, Outdated, Server, sheltered, unaware, uncultured, UNENLIGHTENED, uninformed, unsophisticated, unworldly

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2779
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Farms Harvested:	526

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Towns Built:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	252
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7837
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7364

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	8443	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

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UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

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