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CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonders, CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff, funny stories, imaginative minds, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, Innocence, KidBelievedLiesMC, misconceptions, naive thoughts, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

MineCraftMyths

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood gullibility, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, cringe-worthy thoughts, dumb beliefs, embarrassing childhood stories, embarrassing memories, foolish beliefs, funny stories, gullible kid, laughable memories, MineCraftMyths, naive thoughts, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	921
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	886095
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

KidCraftDelusions

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fables, childhood fairy tales, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood myths, childhood superstitions, childhood tall tales, childhood wonders, funny stories, imaginary friends, KidCraftDelusions, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Remember when you thought you could dig to China from your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do it! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey to the center of the Earth where you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with Sir Clucksalot and his feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Quest for the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever finds the Golden Potato will be granted unlimited potatoes for life and the ability to ride a flying pig across the server.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

BlockyBrainz Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	3531
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us for a chance to dig your way to China and experience the wonders of the Great Wall while fighting off creepers with chopsticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency. Trade with them for rare items and uncover the truth behind their bacon obsession.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Build a house out of gummy bears and fend off zombie gingerbread men in this sugary sweet land.

So come on down to our server and let your childhood fantasies run wild! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	349	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7019
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7282
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	758	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	121

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.