Naive Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Potions Brewed:	153
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3912	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	6209

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3568
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Alimony, Boyfriend, California, Covid laws, DaughterDrama, Divorce, evicting daughter, grifter, housing bubble, Instacart, lawsuit, Minecraft, Mortgage, Naive, odd jobs, previous roommate, Rehab, Rent, selling home, Server, sublease, tough time, under market price

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	7379
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9609	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

best movie dialogue, best movie lines, classic movie quotes, dialogue, famous movie quotes, Favorite, favorite dialogue, favorite movie moments, favorite movie quotes, favorite movie scenes, film, Iconic movie quotes, memorable movie quotes, Minecraft, Movie, movie conversations, movie dialogue, movie quotes that stick, movie quotes to live by, movie quotes to remember, movie script, smp, top movie quotes, unforgettable movie quotes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	172	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	1706
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	3963
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

HitWonder SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyQuarterShop

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3605	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?