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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	3629	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	6372	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Potions Brewed:	156
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Alimony, Boyfriend, California, Covid laws, DaughterDrama, Divorce, evicting daughter, grifter, housing bubble, Instacart, lawsuit, Minecraft, Mortgage, Naive, odd jobs, previous roommate, Rehab, Rent, selling home, Server, sublease, tough time, under market price

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	862843
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

CraftyBoomer2021

baby names, classic names, common names, CraftyBoomer2021, evolving names, future trends, generational names, modern names, name evolution, name predictions, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, outdated names, popular culture, popular names, societal changes, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us on a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn horse that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a boring old server name when you can be a part of this epic madness?

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, conditions, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, rejection, resistance, Server, talks, Truce, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Players Killed by Monsters:	9860
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

u know what’s better than talking about boring politics? PLAYING ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and escape the drama of the real world. we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. join us now and let’s build a world where peace and harmony reign, unlike those silly ceasefire talks in Gaza. let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

TrollCraft: Cyber Jihad Fail

Campaign, cyber, cyber countermeasures, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber infiltration, cyber intelligence, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital intimidation, Fail, foiled attack, hezbollah, intimidation, jihad, online attack prevention, online threats, Telegram, terrorist organization, TrollCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6993	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah tryna pull off a cyber attack but we shut that ish down like a boss! We got mobs that drop diamonds like they’re hot potatoes and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your hard work. Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. True story, bro. So come on over and join the fun before the next cyber attack hits!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is totally legal, plus custom enchants and pet shenanigans!

1.21, BarteringEconomy, Broomstix, Claims, classic, Creative, Custom, Discordintegration, Enchants, flying, Freefly, HARD, Homes, LeadTeleport, Legal, pet, PlayerTeleportation, PrivateMessaging, Protectionstones, Pvparena, RandomTeleportation, Semi Vanilla, ServerShops, Shenanigans, smp, SUNDAYS, Totally, Tricky Trials, VotingRanks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9732
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4306
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	9091	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Minecraft Server: Broomstix

Server Details:

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports

Useful Links:

Discord server (w/ voice channels): Join Discord
Online In-game map: View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes, and teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs:

How can I connect to the server using Java or Bedrock?

To connect to the Broomstix server, use the IP play.broomstix.net on your Minecraft client.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running on version 1.21 Tricky Trials.

Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java players?

Yes, there is cross-play available on the server, and no Java account is required.

What difficulty setting is the server on?

The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, features like teleporting mobs with leads, and more.

Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use ProtectionStones to claim land on the server.

How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by voting, participating in events, and through server shops and markets.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Broomstix server.

Are there PvP arenas on the server?

Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

You can join the Discord server with voice channels to interact with the community even when away from the game.

SardineTunaCraft Minecraft Server

canned fish, canned food, canned seafood, diet, Fish, healthy fats, high protein diet, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, omega-3, omega-3 fatty acids, protein, sardine recipe, Sardines, SardineTunaCraft, savory snack, seafood, seafood lover, Server, snack, tuna, tuna recipe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1440	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of underwater adventures! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you just ate three cans of sardines and four cans of tuna – that’s how deep you’ll dive into the fun! Explore sunken ships, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds (or more sardines, who knows?). So come on, dive in and join us for a swimmingly good time!

CraftySMP: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience! >visit website

3rd party sign ups, account creation, CraftySMP, customer experience, Customer retention, Digital Marketing, Discord, Experience, Frustration, GOOGLE, gtvisit, make an account, Minecraft, no email, Online platforms, sign up process, smp, social sign ups, Ultimate, user experience, user interaction, user interface, visit website, Website, Website Design

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you jump through hoops just to join? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We only accept sign-ups through 3rd party social accounts because we believe in living life on the edge. Who needs emails when you can sign up with Google or Discord and join our crazy community of players who have all lost their minds in the best way possible? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

GirlfriendZzz Minecraft Server

alarm clock, anger, Apology, busy schedules, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, Frustration, GirlfriendZzz, human error, meeting expectations, meeting family, meeting mom, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Server, sleeping in, stress, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most intense relationship drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you in-game! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of waking up late for church, getting into a fight with your significant other, and still managing to meet your mom for lunch – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about setting alarms, because on our server, time is just a suggestion! Explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner, just like the surprise wake-up call our player received from their angry girlfriend. Will you be able to navigate the twists and turns of relationships and still come out on top? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and ultimately, forgiveness. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!