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UncleCrushDramaCraft

babysit, Best Friend, daddy daughter date, date, daughter’s crush, electric bike, firefighter, Flowers, grown up, harmless crush, ice cream, inappropriate, Moana dress, MOTORCYCLE, nails painted, night shift nurse, princess dresses, single mom, uncle, UncleCrushDramaCraft, vulnerable position

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

JumpRivalz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime rival, Character, jump, Jump rival, Jump series, JumpRivalz, Manga, manga rival, Minecraft, rival character, rival character debate, rival character discussion, Server, shonen jump, worst character, worst rival, worst rival character, worst rival debate, worst rival in anime, worst rival in Jump, worst rival in manga

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest crossover episode of all time! Imagine battling it out with the most epic rival character in Jump history – they’re so tough, even Steve is shaking in his pixelated boots! Join our server and prove that you have what it takes to defeat this legendary foe and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn made out of diamonds while shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

activities, alt, Alternative, AltHoeCraft, Competition, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, games, Gaming, hobbies, Hoes, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pastimes, Play, role playing, Server, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

Pixel Academy Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, Academy, answer, Classroom, discussion, DISMISSED, education, image, inquiry, Interactive, knowledge, learning, Lesson, Minecraft, Participation, PIXEL, questions, School, Server, Session, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Farms Harvested:	780
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

bad language, banter, blocky, curse words, derogatory language, disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, expletives, explicit language, foul language, Hungarian insults, impolite phrases, inappropriate language, kurva anyátok, Minecraft, obscene language, offensive phrases, Profanity, rude expressions, Server, strong language, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

CubeChan Minecraft server

Ban, building, Cheating, Complaints, CubeChan, Damage, Discord, Ip:, Minecraft, peacefully, Players, Playing, Property, Reports, rules, Server, Server Load, Suggestions, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3813	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ores Mined:	5471

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3024
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!