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AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

NailClipperLaundryDay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5829	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	760

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2273
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6139

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crops Grown:	1369	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2714	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	4597
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2591	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!