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Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3972
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	154
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3318	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	756
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4182
Votes:	4176	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7268
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	8657
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	2898
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Emeralds Found:	5730
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Towns Built:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	3472
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!