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BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

blockbusters, Capitol breach, Capitol riot, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, guilty plea, GuiltyCraft2022, insurrection, Jan. 6 attack, justice system, law enforcement, law-breaking, legal accountability, legal consequences, legal proceedings, Pardon, Political unrest, political violence, rejection, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

Brain Scan Craft

Accuracy, advanced imaging, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Brain, brain scan, Craft, Diagnosis, DOCTORS, Healthcare, innovation, Medical, neurology, Patients, Pinpoint, Precision, readings, Scan, software, Stroke, stroke detection, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	739	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	7335
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

This server is criminally underrated

age, Artifacts, crafted, criminally, Edibles, Food, Game, gender, health, Hearts, Items, Legendary, Life, Max, Minecraft, name.., new, One Hour One Life, Roleplay, Server, skin, smp, Steam, surname, Underrated

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchantments Applied:	71
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

One Hour One Life Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Hour One Life Minecraft Server
Features	– Unique character generation upon each play session – Food consumption for increasing max health – Aging mechanics with max health decrease at 60 years – Generational gameplay with player offspring – Moderated server with anti-griefing measures – Allows for roleplaying with different skins and names
Server IP	play.1hour1life.net

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How does the character generation work?	Every time you play, you are born with a new name, surname, skin, gender, and have only two hearts of health.
How can I increase my max health?	Consuming different kinds of food will increase your max health. There are 40 edibles in the game.
What happens when I reach 60 years?	At 60 years, you will start losing max health until you have none left.
Can new players spawn as my children?	Yes, new players will spawn as your children and eventually grow up to have children of their own.
Is the server popular?	The server has been running for years but may not be as widely known. It has moderators, anti-griefing measures, and allows for roleplaying.

Eternal Bloom Sky 1.20.4

1.20.4, Bloom, career vs family, changing attitudes, ETERNAL, families, family dynamics, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, hedonism, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, modern society, Motherhood, personal choice, SKY, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, traditional values, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.

We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.

And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.

Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.

So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?

YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

Boss, Client, community center, complaint, Details, in shape, mat location, Minecraft, Observation, Server, staggered rows, STARING, Sukhasana, Teacher Training, Ujjayi breath, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsafe space, Women, yoga, yoga class, yoga student, yoga teacher, YogaMatWars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	632863
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6212
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

Allowed, Attention, aunt, baby, Bumps, celebration, Conflict, Drama, emotions, family, family dynamics, Happy, hurt feelings, overreacting, pregnancy announcement, selfish, sibling rivalry, sister, special occasion, spotlight, toast, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	735	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	1042
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

RedditRamblerMC SMP

digital community, digital networking, internet culture, internet forum, joining Reddit, Online Community, online discussion, online forums, online participation, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, reddit community, Reddit membership, reddit users, RedditRamblerMC, smp, social media, social networking site, user engagement, user interaction

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1761	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	666	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL I joined Reddit cuz I heard they had the best memes and I needed a place to share my epic Minecraft SMP stories. Like this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But it’s all good cuz I rebuilt it with obsidian and now it’s creeper-proof. You should join this Minecraft SMP cuz we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a pet zombie named Bob. Plus, we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP4Life #BobTheZombie2021

Fake Diamonds MC

Appearance, Authenticity, conspicuous consumption, Deception, diamonds, facade, Fake, financial status, humblebragging, image, Insecurity, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, pretentiousness, self worth, social comparison, social media, status symbols, Superficiality, validation, wealth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone flaunts their wealth like they’re the king of the block? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the broke life with open arms! Join us if you want to show off your dirt house and wooden tools with pride, because here, being poor is the new rich!

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get in! Rumor has it that Notch himself tried to join but got rejected because his diamond armor was too flashy for our liking. So if you want to be part of the coolest club in Minecraft, where being a peasant is a badge of honor, then come on over and join us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off diamonds and only use cobblestone for everything. They believe that the true power in Minecraft comes from simplicity and refuse to be tempted by the shiny allure of emeralds and gold. Join them if you dare, but be warned, once you go cobble, you never go back!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner pauper! Who needs diamonds when you have dirt? Let’s show the world that being poor in Minecraft is the new black!

HyenaCraft5000

000 Years, 5.., African Animals, African History, African wildlife, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Animal Behavior, animal sighting, conservation, egypt, first time, historical discovery, hyena species, HyenaCraft5000, predator, rare sighting, spotted hyena, wildlife, wildlife conservation, Wildlife Discovery, wildlife sighting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

OMG GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT, WE GOT SPOTTED HYENAS RUNNING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE. THEY BEEN CHILLIN IN EGYPT FOR LIKE 5,000 YEARS AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER.

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE THESE WILD ANIMALS IN ACTION, THEY BE BUILDING HOUSES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL. PLUS, THEY GOT SOME SICK DANCE MOVES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE FUN, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME BESTIES WITH A SPOTTED HYENA. #WILDLIFELOVERS #EGYPTADVENTURE #HYENAFRIENDS

Spike Protein Peptide Pals

PALS, peptide, protein, spike

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Mines Excavated:	3152
Ores Mined:	4694	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo listen up, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists from Tokyo and Osaka creating magic peptides that can stop COVID-19 in its tracks! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, come join us and fight off the virus with science! Who needs a pickaxe when you can have a peptide that binds to spike proteins like a boss? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle against COVID-19 in the Minecraft universe! Let’s show that virus who’s boss, one block at a time!