NAFTA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTrumpTiffs

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpTiffs, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, economic impact, frayed, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, tariff row, Tension, trade war, trump, US-Canada ties

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.

So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	961696	Void Gems Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanMexCraft, donald trump, economic policy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, international trade, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, political tensions, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade relations, trade war, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

border relations, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic policy, foreign policy, Import Taxes, international relations, Mexican, mexico, NAFTA, North America, orders, political decisions, president, retaliatory, TacoCraft, tariff, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, U.S, united states, Wars

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Star Shards Collected:	238	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3484	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

AgricraftRetaliationMex

AgricraftRetaliationMex, agricultural exports, agricultural industry, economic impact, Economy, export markets, global trade, import tariffs, international relations, Mexican economy, mexico, Mexico-US relations, NAFTA, political tensions, retaliatory tariffs, Tariffs, trade disputes, trade policies, trade war, Trump administration, U.S. agriculture

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2463	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6033	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	133683
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	4625
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9739

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	8972
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	984210
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7582

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!