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IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Buildings Constructed:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3454	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	108	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	228189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

MineKnights Server – Where Arknights Meet!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	2068	Enchantments Applied:	89

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures! Join us for insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion where the sheep rise up against the players or the Battle of the Chicken Knights where feathered warriors fight for dominance!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exclusive content like the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs or the mystical Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for TNT. And don’t forget about our custom skins like the Disco Enderman or the Party Pig that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

ChainlinkChampion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a creeper explosion. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances (shh, don’t tell Mojang).

So why waste your time mining for diamonds alone when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

RockClimbRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weight limits don’t exist and everyone is welcome to climb to new heights! Unlike that rock climbing centre at the mall, we don’t discriminate based on weight or any other silly reason.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top without any restrictions. No one will be left behind or excluded here, because we believe in supporting each other no matter what.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of real life. We promise you won’t be called a fake friend or accused of being selfish for wanting to have some fun. Let’s climb together and show the world that Minecraft is where true friendships are made!