NA/EU Patch Notes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyDog Minecraft Server
action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.
Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?
Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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SelfishCart Minecraft Server
adulting, adulting responsibilities, anxiety issues, Budget, Communication, communication breakdown, convenience, family dynamics, family relationships, groceries, grocery shopping, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Instacart, Instacart fees, Minecraft, protein smoothies, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, SelfishCart, Server, sibling conflict, Transportation
Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!
We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!

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RingCraftersMC
Black Stone, catfishing, Communication, Conflict, engagement ring, Etiquette, fashion, Friend, Gold ring, jewelry, judgment, Men’s Fashion, misunderstanding, positive attention, relationships, RingCraftersMC, Self-expression, single, social norms, thrifting, weight loss
So, like, this server is like finding a gold ring in a thrift store, but instead of just looking cool, it’s like wearing the ring and suddenly everyone thinks you’re engaged! HAHAHA!
Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!
But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉

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BlockyBootyCraft
adolescence, Awareness, BlockyBootyCraft, cultural impact, Curiosity, education, emotional response, explicit content, Exploration, internet, Media influence, Moral values, personal experience, pornography, psychological effects, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, Sexuality, socialization, societal norms, taboo
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!
Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!

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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server
Ammo, ammunition, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Defense, defense equipment, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, reaction, Server, showdown, soldiers, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, US support, War, Zelensky
lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

200, 2019, active community, Anarchy, Anarchy Community, BROKE, cash prize, Cheats, Contest, Door, Intel CPU, lawlessmc, Map, mob spawns, Owner Upgrade, pay to win, Pigman, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, Small, streaming, unique players, Vanilla, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

This is not your average anarchy no cheats server! Here are some key points that make us different:

1)	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset.
2)	Small active community, averaging 20-40 unique players a day.
3)	NEVER pay to win.
4)	i7-7700K Intel CPU with an owner willing to upgrade if the server playerbase grows.
5)	An anarchy community dedicated to building and having fun, with a focus on vanilla mob spawns and render distance.
6)	Not very PvP oriented, but PvP players are welcome.
7)	Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.

Server Information:

Ip/host: lawlessmc.com
Rule: ONE RULE, NO CHEATS!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: No, the one rule of the server is NO CHEATS.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have an average of 20-40 unique players online each day.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, we do not allow any pay to win elements on the server.

Q: Is PvP a big part of the server?

A: While PvP players are welcome, the community is not very PvP oriented.

Q: How can I participate in the streaming contest?

A: Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.

QuestCraft 1.20.4
1.20.4, Accountability, Authenticity, candor, Clarity, direct communication, Disclosure, forthrightness, genuine, Honesty, Integrity, open communication, Openness, questcraft, questions, self disclosure, sincerity, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, truthfulness, Vulnerability
Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun all over your screen.
You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and building epic castles that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the creepers come knocking.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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BabyShowerNoShow Minecraft Server
baby showers, BabyShowerNoShow, BIRTHDAYS, Events, extrovert, facial expressions, false act, Fighting, Girlfriend, graduations, Insight, Introvert, Invitations, Minecraft, mood, plus one, relationships, Server, small talk, social anxiety, Upset, Weddings, weekend
Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of unwanted social events! No more awkward small talk with strangers, no more forced smiles at weddings or baby showers. On our server, you can be your true introverted self without any judgment.
Imagine a world where you can mine and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to leave the comfort of your own home. No more fighting with your girlfriend over attending events you have no interest in – on our server, you can both enjoy endless adventures together.
So why waste your time at boring parties when you can join our server and unleash your inner introvert? Say goodbye to social obligations and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join now and never look back!

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CraftyCubicleDrama
addressing issues, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coworker conflict, CraftyCubicleDrama, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural references, cultural sensitivity, holiday traditions, team collaboration, team communication, team discussions, team dynamics, workplace behavior, workplace chat, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships
🌟🌈🎮 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience! 🎮🌈🌟
🤪 Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore with a bunch of wacky players from all over the world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌍🤪
🎉 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s crazy antics. One time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and looped around the moon! 🌙🎢 And another time, we had a massive group of players dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the entire server! 🦙🎉
🤯 But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs! 🐔💎 And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find the rarest loot and battle the toughest mobs! 🏰🔥
🤣 So come join us on our server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🌟🎮

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BingeCraft: Endless Rewatch
addictive shows, all-time favorites, beloved shows, binge watching, BingeCraft, cant get enough, classic series, comfort shows, comforting familiarity, Endless, endless rewatching, Entertainment, familiar stories, favorite shows, must watch, never get tired, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, rewatch, rewatching, television, timeless shows, TV series
Are you tired of watching the same old TV series on repeat? Well, it’s time to take a break from binge-watching and join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop, as they battle against evil creepers and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and you too can have your very own Diamond Chicken to help you become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.
So, say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to a world of adventure, excitement, and diamond-encrusted chickens! Join our server today and start your epic Minecraft journey like never before!

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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server
Diplomacy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic reception, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Politics, President Zelenskyy, royal welcome, RoyalCraft, Server, state visit, uk, UK-US relations, Ukraine, United Kingdom, White House meltdown, world leaders, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we give royal welcome to all players like zelenskyy after they have epic meltdown at white house. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest. build your own castle and rule over your kingdom with an iron fist, or join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon who has been terrorizing the land. come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and chaos!

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