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Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Towns Built:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1626	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	599
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	171

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	877
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6241	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	1661	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!