N00Veloper Survival Vanilla
Welcome to N00Veloper Survival!
A totally Vanilla Survival server, perfect for those who enjoy Minecraft’s basic fun, but with extra safety for their builds.
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Welcome, seeker of pixelated madness! You’ve just stumbled upon the GREATEST Minecraft server that defies logic and space-time! Or is it the WORST? Who’s to say?! Everything you thought you knew about existence will bend and shatter like a creeper on fire. Oasis or abyss? Only the brave (or foolish) will find out! Join, and watch the end unfold!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Dimensions | Travel to spaces where Minecraft rules don’t apply! Jump into a lava pit and find serene beach resorts or underwater volcanoes! We built them, but you can’t see them! |
| Mind-Bending Monsters | Fight entities that look like your neighbor’s cat but are really interdimensional beings disguised as pixels! Squidward? Or just a figment of your imagination? |
| Economy of Existential Crises | Trade diamonds for answers about your life’s purpose! Spoiler: you can’t buy it. It’s a trap! |
| Weather That Lies | It can rain chickens, but yesterday it was sunshine! What’s next? Raining fish? You’ll never know! |
| Voting System of Madness | Vote on server changes that make no sense! Do you want the sun to be square? Yes? Too bad! We’ll do it anyway! |
Q: How do I join? A: Just close your eyes and chant “I am a block.” But also make sure to log in using a potato! Confused? Good!
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on? A: We’re on version WHENEVER! Last time it was Tuesday, but now it’s any day but today! Food for thought, right?
Q: Are there admins to help me? A: Admins? They left for a road trip to the moon. Send messages in the void instead; they might hear you! Or not. Who’s to say?
“I bet they are saving the best for the last day.” “The sun should really be blue today!” “Once I flew with the pigs, and then the walls whispered secrets.”
First off, why join? Because who needs a balanced life when you can fight a giant, glittery llama that’s ALSO a lawyer? That’s right! We’ve got llamas serving legal papers in our enchanted forest. Sue ‘em for all your crafting grievances! Just imagine rolling up to your local courthouse and your lawyer is like, “Yeah, I’m a llama, but I did get a PhD in Ethics from the University of Pigwarts.”
And oh boy, did I mention the tacos? They’re made by a secret NPC who’s been cursed to only make tacos for eternity. But these tacos will grant you crazy powers! You could run faster than a creeper’s existential crisis or jump higher than your hopes after a solid 4-hour gaming binge. Who needs serotonin when you can have taco superpowers?!
Have you ever wanted to live in a treehouse built by squirrels? Because we have that too! Those squirrels had a wild night with some magic acorns and now they’re crafting the skyscraper of all treehouses. They may throw acorns at you if you try to take their chairs, but hey, the view is to die for, literally.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret mafia of chickens? They run illegal trades of eggs for diamonds! Trying to build your castle and running low on resources? Just find a chicken, flash him a wink, and BOOM! You’ll have diamonds raining down like my life choices! And don’t forget about the epic quests to find the holy grail of Minecraft: a block of cheese that grants immortality. That’s right, cheese. The best cheese you’ve ever tasted. No, I’m not talking about that sad block you find in caves. This stuff might just make you cry tears of joy.
Not to mention the epic server events! Like the time we had a “Dancing Zombie” competition, where the loser had to do the macarena while being chased by a horde of disco skeletons. Spoiler: It was me. Trust me, your mental health will either be healed through laughter or permanently damaged, and honestly, who doesn’t love a good dose of emotional rollercoaster?!
So join this SMP if you want your brain to explode with ridiculous adventures, questionable life decisions, and a community of players who accept your weirdness! Remember, building friendships might be great, but crafting delusions of grandeur is what this server is REALLY about! Welcome to the chaos, you beautiful nugget! 🌈🕺
Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the blocks are as unpredictable as a chicken in a haunted cornfield! Why bother with normal communication when you can experience the art of nonverbal insults in pixelated form? Here are some outrageous reasons why you absolutely need to drop everything and jump into our chaotic blocky world:
The Compliment Thief: Picture this – a once-upon-a-time Minecraft Hero, you, are being showered with compliments. Suddenly, a sneaky, carrot-stealing Enderman appears, dramatically rolling his eyes in a way that triggers an ancient curse. One sarcastic glance from him and BOOM! You’re now stuck building dirt huts while he flaunts your diamond armor like it’s the latest fashion trend at a Creeper gala. Join now to discover which blocky menace will thwart your self-esteem next!
The Ultimate Noob Survival Challenge: Ever wanted to experience the raw pain of a silent night in the wilderness, only to be judged by a passive-aggressive cow? Here, you’ll endure intense survival scenarios where you’ll find yourself hunted by a zombie who gives you the stink eye every time you misplace a crafting table. “Really? You thought that was a good idea?” he will practically communicate!
Creeper Drama Club: Forget theater classes; here, you’ll witness live performances from Creepers who are exceptionally skilled at giving the silent treatment. Their body language will leave you in stitches (or likely, blown to smithereens)! Join now, and you might even be cast as an underappreciated block in their masterpiece, “The Destruction of Friendship.”
The Forest of Shady Glares: Stumble into the Forest of Shady Glares where the trees are not only sentient but also highly opinionated! They’ll give you side-eyes if you dare chop down their non-ingrown branches. Join us as we explore the profound depths of their leafy disdain while trying to negotiate the terms of an eternal truce over a campfire with s’mores made from enchanted marshmallows.
So, if you’re itching for a hilariously pixelated adventure filled with misunderstood creatures, outrageous drama, and the best nonverbal insults that Minecraft has to offer, then you absolutely must join us! Don’t miss your chance to embark on absurd quests, forge bizarre alliances, and laugh your way through endless, blocky escapades!
we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!
come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!
IP: poopootimeandpeepeetime.About.poopoo
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| Server Name | Brogan’s Hangout |
|---|---|
| Events | Currently hosting a 100 player event |
| Streaming Platforms | YouTube Channel: Brogan’s YouTube Channel Twitch: Brogan’s Twitch |
| Community | Active community with fun bots and channels |
| Support | 24/7 ticket system for any issues |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join future events? | Join our Discord server and stay updated on announcements |
| Can I watch the ongoing event? | Yes, the event is being streamed on our YouTube and Twitch channels |
| Is the community friendly? | Yes, we have a welcoming and active community |
| How do I report an issue? | Use the ticket system on Discord for any problems |
Welcome, brave souls! You might think you’re here for Minecraft, but what if I told you, you’re actually a hologram in a potato? YES! This is the greatest worst server in existence, where the laws of physics take a coffee break while you chase your own shadow! Let’s dive into an abyss of pixelated screams and blocky madness!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pickles | Did you know pickles can mine diamonds? Welcome to the pickle dimension! |
| Angry Clouds | Watch out! The clouds rain soda and scream your secrets! |
| Ghost Players | Join as a ghost of a player who left three weeks ago and hunt their friends! |
| Time Travel Tuesdays | Every Tuesday, you age backward! Granny might be out to get you now! |
| Baked Potato Vampires | Not your ordinary vampire—they’ll charm you with their buttery goodness! |
| Bizarre Biomes | Ever seen a biome made of spaghetti? You will! Bring your forks! |
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: Version 7 billion and 4. It’s in a wormhole. You’re probably using the wrong reality.
Q: Can I make a house?
A: Houses? Only if they’re made of nightmares and regret. Also, do you have your crescent moon permits?
Q: Is this a multiplayer server?
A: Only if you can summon your shadow self, otherwise it’s just you and the existential dread!
“Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?”
“The pickles have eyes, and they’re watching you.”
“Rainbows taste like broken dreams mixed with jellybeans!”