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DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8002	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	726770	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!

MeowCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closure, compassion, Drama, Empathy, Forgive, forgiveness, found her place, healing, letting go, meowcraft, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Peace, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, resolution, self improvement, Server, Understanding, みけねこch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	5918

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the drama never ends! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve forgiving his ex-girlfriend for stealing all his diamonds. Will they reconcile or will it end in a creeper explosion? Only on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Queen and her woolly minions. Will the chickens cluck their way to victory or will the sheep pull the wool over their eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. It’s time to set the drama aside and forgive her. She has found her place on our server, and so should you!

SMPBagCraft – Blue Archive SMP #6070

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBagCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	8578
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious shenanigans.

From the legendary tale of Steve and his quest to find the rare diamond sword of destiny, to the epic battle between the Ender Dragon and a horde of angry chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, with events like the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) and the Grand Assault: Goz (Field – Torment w/Heavy Armor), you’ll never run out of exciting challenges to conquer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4253
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!