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GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1654	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Votes:	7186
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!