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GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Items Found:	1070	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	164
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1170
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Votes:	4278
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	19

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4736
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	181

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	2436
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Players Killed by Monsters:	4558
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?