Myths Minecraft Servers

Myths

  • MythBustersMC

    MythBustersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

    Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

    So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythicalWomenOfReddit – Minecraft SMP

    MythicalWomenOfReddit – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to turn all your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical mermaid.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VirginHypno Minecraft Server

    VirginHypno Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that even the most skilled hypnotist won’t be able to make you imagine having sex! That’s right, our server is so pure and wholesome that even virgins are immune to hypnosis. Join us for a wild ride of family-friendly fun and non-stop laughter as we explore the wonders of Minecraft without any naughty thoughts getting in the way. Who needs hypnotism when you have the power of friendship and creativity on our server? So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the most virginal place to play Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

    DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house entirely out of diamond blocks, Notch himself would appear and grant you three wishes. People were digging for diamonds like there was no tomorrow, hoping to summon the elusive game developer.

    But alas, it was all just a silly rumor spread by a mischievous Enderman who had a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. The only thing you’ll find by building a diamond house on this server is a horde of jealous Creepers trying to blow it up.

    Join our server for more wild tales and wacky adventures! Who knows what other crazy myths you’ll uncover while mining for resources and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret disco party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

    BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VaginalCraft Minecraft Server

    VaginalCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT rain dance party every Friday night)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoGutsNoGloryMC

    NoGutsNoGloryMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

    ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP