Myths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuperstitionSMP – Believe in Luck!

omens, BELIEF, Bad Luck, good luck, superstition

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the superstitions, like if you eat a golden carrot while riding a pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Trust me, I’ve tried it and now I have a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. So come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! #blessedbythellamas

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Ninja Fail Everywhere Server

Espionage, ninja secrets, Server, ninja skills, Legends

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got ninjas from ALL the countries, even the ones u never heard of. like, did u know that iceland has ice ninjas that can freeze u with just a touch? or that australia has kangaroo ninjas that can kick u into next week? it’s wild, man.

plus, our server is haunted by ghost ninjas who can phase through walls and scare the crap outta u. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair where u can train with the ninja masters and learn their ancient techniques. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so come join us and experience the ninja madness for yourself. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no going back. ninjas for life, bro.

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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Debunked, ShortyLivesLonger, tall vs short, tall people myths, tall people

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

false facts, skepticism, facts, History, Debunked

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

childhood dreams, childhood imagination, childhood misconceptions, imaginative thinking, childhood tales

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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Animal Tales: Legends & Lore

Lore, storytelling, Tales, Biodiversity, environmentalism

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder what animals are saying about us behind our backs? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and listen in on the epic tales and legends being passed down by the animals. From the majestic llamas to the mischievous ocelots, you’ll hear stories that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft… the legendary Rainbow Sheep! These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. Join us and witness the magic of the Rainbow Sheep for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers go to let loose and bust a move! Join us and dance the night away with these explosive party animals.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep, in which case you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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FlexCraft: Not What U Think

flexibility exercises, reality check, flexibility training, fitness misconceptions, exercise misconceptions

Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

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LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

growing up, imaginary tales, Urban Legends, misconceptions, Family secrets

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

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BlockyBedroomBlunders

sex misconceptions, adolescence, puberty misconceptions, childhood beliefs, sexual education misconceptions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

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CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Stereotypes, work, misunderstandings, Challenges, CraftyMinerz

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

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