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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6370 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 6775 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!