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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9687 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 88 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2327 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!