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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8050 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 946 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!