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Otters Are The Mermaids Of Cats – Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where otters are the mermaids of cats!!!!!! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter!!!!!! our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest!!!!!! build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie chickens!!!!!! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!!!!!!!!!! what are you waiting for?????? come join the madness!!!!!!!!!!! -
Astrology UFOs Santa
this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
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Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
Shorin’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Shorin Penrosella! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.
2. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! On Shorin Penrosella, dragons are not only rideable but also have a knack for telling hilarious jokes. Who knew dragons had such a great sense of humor?
3. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of poultry supremacy!
4. Looking for a challenge? Try our exclusive parkour course that takes you through a maze of exploding sheep and lava-filled pits. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end – and earn the coveted title of Parkour Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join Shorin Penrosella today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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NokoCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas. Build your own rollercoaster that loops around a volcano filled with hot sauce. And don’t forget to participate in our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, we’re not that rich).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and now they’re flying around on it, burning everything in sight (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party hidden deep within the mines. Just be sure to bring your best moves and a pickaxe, you never know when you’ll need to break out of a dance battle.
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MythicalMinecraft
Yo, come join dis server if u wanna ride a freakin T-Rex into battle against other players. We got dino races, dino fights, and even dino dance parties. Plus, our admins are actual velociraptors so you know it's gonna be lit. Don't miss out on the chance to be the ultimate dino master on dis server. Join now before the meteor hits and wipes us all out! -
AntCentaursRUs
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.
PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.
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Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.
Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!
So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!
Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.
On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.
But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.
So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!