New Minecraft Servers 2025

MythBustCraft Minecraft Servers

MythBustCraft Minecraft Servers

  • MythBustCraft

    MythBustCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7753
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8240
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 294
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Potions Brewed: 195

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1477
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1440
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2196 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7206
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ores Mined: 3649 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 330 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9315
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1497 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

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    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Incel-free Minecraft Server

    Incel-free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6129
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Crops Grown: 5457 Ores Mined: 2626
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

    Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

    So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

    Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7652
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 130 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

    You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

    CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 3284
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaskFail1000

    TaskFail1000
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7767
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 162
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

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  • CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

    CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5879
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 275 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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