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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3622 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1257 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2347 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!