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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

Crafty Cubes Minecraft Server

algorithm, c#, coding, comparison, compilation, computer science, Crafty, cubes, debugging, error message, Gay, iostream, Logic, loop, main function, Minecraft, offensive, Output, programming, Server, Software Development, String, Syntax

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	3338	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3779
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	3974
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	195
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	977546	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620169	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

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