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RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6488	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	7484	Void Gems Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	2753
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	323
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Items Found:	1827
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!