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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5581 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!