Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what.
And don’t even get me started on the events – we’re talking epic battles, treasure hunts, and even a dance party with creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
We’ve got epic battles inspired by Goa Tse Do, where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world.
Plus, pay tribute to the legendary philosopher by indulging in our special Goa Tse tart recipe in-game.
Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your mind and kick some pixelated butt on our server!
We’ve got streams for days, from Mirage to 3D Anniversary Live, and even Myth Reunions that will blow your mind! Plus, don’t miss out on the Hololive Stage World Tour – it’s gonna be lit!
But wait, there’s more! Check out Kiara’s epic album streams, like Fire N Ice and Love Rush, or get down with some Holotori Dance moves. And if you’re new to Kiara, we’ve got a playlist just for you!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this crazy adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let’s get weird together, fam!
We got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the chat is lit AF with all the Brit feels you could ever want. Plus, our mods are like the Avengers of the Minecraft world – they’ll protect you from griefers and trolls like they’re Thanos himself.
And don’t even get me started on the events we have! We’ve got build battles that will make your brain explode with creativity, and parkour challenges that will have you questioning whether you’re even in the real world anymore.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster made of cheese, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
We got more diamonds than that chick has issues, like damn, she needs to chill.
Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, like Scrooge McDuck but in pixel form.
Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a group therapy session but with creepers and zombies.
So come on, stop wasting time and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.
Join us on this epic journey where you can build your own virtual world and conquer the land like a boss.
With mind-blowing graphics and insane gameplay, you’ll never want to leave this server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures, crazy challenges, and even a pet llama named Larry who will guide you on your quest.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind melted by the awesomeness of this Minecraft server!
And like, the admins are so cool, they give out free diamond armor to new players cuz they’re like Oprah with the giveaways. You get diamond armor, and YOU get diamond armor, everybody gets diamond armorrrrrr!
Plus, the spawn area is like a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and music playing all the time. It’s lit AF, my dude. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying around shooting rainbows out of its butt.
So yeah, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, but with more explosions and less bad trips. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of WTF.
I’m talking about a world where Bocchi is a lesbian and she’s building the most fabulous rainbow castle you’ve ever seen!
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on unicorns and battling evil creepers with glitter bombs. It’s like a disco party mixed with a fantasy adventure, man!
So come on, don’t be a square, join this server and let your inner Bocchi shine!
Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.
With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!
INTRODUCING ONXY SMP
Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!
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Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds
Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy
Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage
Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld
Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.
Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!
Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.
So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.
So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!
we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.
oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.
so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.
